12/3/09

Christmas Miracles

most recent and highly-entertaining assignment at work:
Fix the family-christmas photo.

Obviously grandma is a little picky about her christmas photos....and my boss graciously passed the job along to me this year. (thanks Brian)

So...let me take you through the steps on how to botch/fix your annual christmas-card-photo-shoot:


Step #1:
(assess problems with photo: grandson #5 isn't in the frame?...no problem.)



Step #2:
Clone grandson #5 into frame. (maybe a little fuzzy? ehhh....no one's looking that closely.)



Step #3: Grandma wants a red vest on grandson #5. (sheesh. this little kid causes a lot of trouble)



Step #4: Add a vignette. (to help distract from all the fuzzy/botched cloning happening to grandson #5)



Step #5: Granddaughter #3 looks sedated? No problem...


Step #6: Final product:

- you can see grandson #5
- the reflections in the door are gone
- the bruise on baby Liam's head is gone
- boys now have matching red vests
- granddaughter #3 is perky
- aaaaand, hopefully no one on this card's distribution list has 20/20 vision?!


see....magic does happen at christmastime.

3 comments:

Molly said...

This is hilarious! People really 'fix' their Christmas pictures?!

Carlyn said...

Pure genius. I am moved and emotionally stirred by your madd skillz.

Emily Pritz said...

you are a stud, that's all.