Ah HAH!

My dad works a mysterious rotational job overseas, where he's gone for a month at a time.
My friends hear about this, and usually decide that he works undercover for the CIA.
(I can't say that I can really argue)

Until I was watching TV the other day....



and NOW I know what my father does in his mysterious months "at work"







He's really Anthony Bourdain!!
(agree?)